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vivienvalentino:

Introducing myself like

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Feb 16, 2020

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Dec 26, 2019

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

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Dec 13, 2019

thebootydiaries:

person: you look dead

me: thanks

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Dec 07, 2019

youlovetoseeit:

I have beef with whoever said this

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Nov 24, 2019

recommend:

48 Ryan Reynolds tweets that prove he’s the internet’s favorite (x)

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Nov 20, 2019

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Nov 20, 2019

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Nov 20, 2019

youlovetoseeit:

all star, africa and mr brightside

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Nov 11, 2019

kaylewiswrites:

keepcalmandwritefiction:

Forget “strong female character.” Aim for: “Woman or girl with agency.” One who makes decisions, affects the story, pushes the plot. –– Chuck Wendig

Since the term strong female character has been twisted into ‘girl who punches and does man things (while pretty)’ it’s good to be reminded of the actual meaning

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Nov 11, 2019